What if?

Some say that life is just a series of what ifs so…..

What if I were born a boy? Would my sense of direction be any better?

What if I had been born in a hot country? Would I have a lovely year round suntan or would I still be as pasty as I am?

What if I had tall parents? Could I have saved a fortune in trouser alterations?

What if I had learnt to drive when I was 17 and full of confidence? Would I be able to parallel park and do a three point turn without breaking out in a cold sweat?

What if I someone had told me that the media is a world full of pretentious fools? Would I have willingly entered that world if I had known?

What if I had been born with big feet? Would it have been more difficult for me to find shoes to fit? Would I have saved money by not being able to buy as many?

What if I didn’t work so close to Top Shop? Would I be much richer than I am now?

What if my wardrobe was much smaller than it is? Would I have bought fewer clothes?

What it I had never worked for a responsible drinking organisation? Would I drink more – or less – than I do now?

What if I had never written this blog? Would you have cared?