My Room 101

As you have probably guessed there are a lot of things in this world that really get me annoyed. Ignorance, rudeness, racism, the list goes on and on and on. People annoy me too and here are my top ten annoying people (celebrities). Please note that this is just a selection of people who annoy me, there are lots, lots more.

1. Madonna - because she’s far too old to be wearing a leotard and even worse she’s married to a Mockney fool who makes awful films.

2. Bono – because he thinks he’s God and he encourages people to give their money to charity while squirreling away his own and evading taxes (allegedly). Doesn’t charity begin at home Mr Hewson?

3. Diana Ross – because she has big hair and an ego the size of Manhattan.

4. Jodie Marsh – for some bizarre reason she thinks she looks fabulous wearing a belt that just about covers her nipples. Jodie honey – LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

5. Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow – annoying Yoga couple who waffle on about macrobiotic diets. Coldplay were great when they started out, now they are just trying to be U2. Chris Martin used to just sing and play the piano. Now he does somersaults on stage. It must be stopped.

6. Paris Hilton. A prime example of someone who did not benefit from having an expensive schooling. Just goes to show that money can’t buy you intelligence. Or class come to think of it.

6. Robbie Williams. I’m fed up with his tortured soul routine. It’s boring.

7. Britney Spears. Note to self: if you do not want the paparazzi to hound you, it’s a good idea to wear knickers when you go out and not shave your head in public.

8. Pete Doherty. A complete waste of space. Pretends to be a tortured soul (see Robbie Williams) but is just a junkie who happens to have a famous girlfriend. And he couldn't write a good song to save his life.

9. Kate Moss. Answer me this Kate, when you are out partying with Junkie Pete, who’s looking after your daughter? Perhaps you should be spending more time with her and less time in the ladies.

10. Peaches Geldof. Dreadful dreadful child.