Name that tune

I love music. It gets me up in the mornings, it makes me run faster in the gym. Sometimes it makes me cry but most of the time it just makes me feel good.

Except when I hear crap lyrics. Sometimes I hear a song and I just think “what the hell was that?” It makes me cringe.

Take “Mancunian Way” by Take That. Now I really like Take That (yes, I’m sad) and I like their new album a lot. Except for aforementioned song. It’s just not very good. At one point Gary/Howard/Mark/other one sings “We used to think we were the bomb, then they dropped a real one”. Hmmm, not exactly poetic is it?

And what about this little gem from Lemar? “Cruising down the A406”. Very glamourous. It has a certain ring to it don’t you think?

And how many times have we heard these beauties?

“It’s Friday and I just got paid”

Phone conversation:
Man in deep, gruff voice: “Hey baby, what you doin?”
Girl in high pitched squeaky voice: “Hey honey, nutin’ I’m just waiting for you. I’m not wearing any underwear”
Man: “I’m comin’ over right now sweetness”

“Throw your hands in the air and wave em like you just don’t care”.

“Make some noise”

“Say ho-oh”

The list goes on and on and on.